Fan Letter Of The Week:

Kiko,
Hi , your completely hot, totally cute, and you’ve kept your site free of commercial flak. The only thing missing, and this is a major deficit and a shame for us, is media of you during extended erotic and situational play. Your sites photography is really superb, and you’re stunning, are you planning any video shoots, live cucme, or streaming video of erotic bondage sessions? It would be a major turn on seeing and hearing your transformations as you are taken through more elemental ero-emotive situations and erotic contexts with the help of your partner. If your interested we have a WebTemple going up in June. It’s dedicated to Feminine Oriented Urban Neo-Tantra, which is just another way of saying Goddess worship, employing contemporary and historical play styles and technologies, within loosely “scripted” erotic rituals, all focused on one woman’s pleasure during each two hour plus pleasure ritual.

The sessions include b/d, role play, toy play, Kerrezza, erotic massage, group focus on one woman, Sybian pleasure training, and dozens of other means and techniques all applied within the framework of a Tantric technique which creates intense and extended erotic levels called Orgasmic Brinking. Brinking can be tremendously frustrating for women but after 40 minutes or so it’s leads to powerful erotic delirium, delicious disorientation, and sustained just-shy-of-orgasm swoons. It may coupled with any play style already practiced, from solo masturbation to group sex, and is designed to accommodate and actualize women’s full emotive/ero-physiological capacity and potential.

The site will also provide members with information and means used in the worship of Amrita, the ancient Indian term for divine nectar, which women produce during prolonged and extreme erotic pleasure. Amrita is a bio-regulatory compound and effects women as well as guys. It has bonding and attracting powers and can be created through extended, heightened sex, like b/d for example , then slightly before and during orgasm, it may be taken or drawn from a woman, treated, then added to perfumes, massage oils, Yoni worship lamps and oil candles to produce healing, eroticizing, and balancing effects as well. It’s one of the main reasons why the Feminine is such a powerful sexual and erotic symbol and force, although in our contemporary culture the feminine is not generally acknowledged or properly worshiped as the bestower of these healing gifts, not yet anyway, but that’s changing.

There are around one hundred fifty members, Mainly Tantra, b/d, sexologists, eroticitians, erotic massage specialists and folks in the adult industry. if you resonate to this let us know. We’re also producing a video series of Amrita worship sessions and Goddess worship and we have a very nice co-production offering from one especialy well know Tantra write sexologist Dr. Coryann Clarke. If your videography is as good as your still work you might consider shooting for us. Several attractive couples and single women who are NewYork/Boston based , and who practice erotic worship rituals are ready and eager.

Thanks again for the really nice photo work!

D.

THIS is TRUE by Randy Cassingham

BRING HOME THE VOTES: “We have to put more focus on the lack of women in Kaafjord,” says mayor Aage Pedersen. He has proposed that the Arctic Norwegian village subsidize trips for local bachelors to Asia, Russia or Poland to find wives and bring them back to Kaafjord. He hopes the plan will counter the town’s steady, decade-long decline in population. (Reuters) …It’s a small world: the president of the U.S. is focused on bringing more women home too. THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY: Former Dept. of Transportation Inspector General Mary Schiavo resigned from her post after criticizing the Federal Aviation Administration for lax airport security practices and inadequate cargo screening. To dramatize what she has been telling the press, she packed a “suspicious” looking suitcase, checked it in, and then did not board the flight where it was loaded. But officials at Port Columbus (Ohio) International Airport intercepted the bag and, when an X-ray showed it contained electronic parts and wires, they evacuated the concourse and closed the runway for several hours. Schiavo blames the airport for overreacting, claiming “It is pretty clear that the intent was to make a scene.” (AP) …Funny, that’s what everyone’s saying about her publicity stunt.

UNSWERVING: In his bid for the presidency, Vice President Al Gore sent out letters to leading Democrats. “To win in 2000, I need you by my side,” the letter says. “Without your previous support, Bill Clinton and I would not have won our victories for the American people.” Gore concludes by asking recipients to join a “steering committee” to support his campaign. Among the letter’s addressees was Republican Texas Gov. George W. Bush, son of the president and a possible contender for the White House himself. Gov. Bush plans to steer “a much different direction,” his spokeswoman said. (UPI) …American presidential elections: a two-year competition for the title of back- seat driver.

DISCONNECTED: Vice President Al Gore was the driving force behind the Internet — according to him. “I took the initiative in creating the Internet,” Gore claimed recently, by sponsoring 1986 legislation to interconnect five supercomputer centers while he was a senator. However, the underlying technology of the ‘net, packet switching, was first sketched out in 1961 by MIT’s Leonard Kleinrock, and the first computers were connected to ARPANET (which later became “the Internet”) in 1969. Gore wasn’t elected to the House of Representatives until 1976. “If Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell-check,” said former Vice President Dan Quayle. Gore previously claimed that he was the model for the book “Love Story”. (Scripps Howard) …Suggested Gore slogan: “It’s the lying, stupid!”

BLINK OF AN EYE: An expedition to the Australian Outback by scientists from the South Australian Museum was deemed a success when a 570 million-year-old jellyfish fossil was discovered. “It was a special specimen,” said curator Neville Pledge. “It was very well preserved.” But when scientists returned later to remove the 12-by-16-inch rock specimen, it was gone. Dejected scientists lament the theft. “It may be a new species, we can’t tell now.” (AP) …Don’t despair: a million years from now no one will be able to tell it was ever missing.

TALES FROM THE CRYPT: Johnny Morgan of Narberth, Wales, knew he was dying from lung cancer, so he made preparations. He wrote cards and letters to his friends, but gave strict instructions that they not be delivered until after he died. A friend at his service got a letter that claimed the undertaker forgot to put a fire extinguisher in his coffin. “I told you I was ill,” another letter said. But the capper — so far — is a series of post cards delivered to friends emblazoned “Wish you were here.” (Reuters) …Some people just insist on having the last word.

WRONG WAY: Berkeley County, W.Va., has too many streets with similar names, which can cause delays during emergencies, so it is renaming 450 streets. But people on Beaver Ridge Road are upset with the replacement name for their street: Big F Park Road. “It can easily be taken — and often is — to mean the f-word,” says resident Paul Oliver, who is suing the county over the name change. Margie Moulton says her teenage daughters laugh at the name. “Big F? They’re old enough to know what that is,” she says. (AP) …Big Fuss, Big Fight, Big Financial Settlement.

DUH BOAT: A survey by the American Society of Travel Agents of its members has revealed the most-asked questions about cruise ship vacations. “Can I fish off the boat?” is fairly common, as is “If I don’t like it, can I get off?” But one of the most frequent questions, travel agents say, is “Does the crew go home at night?” (Reuters) …It says something that “Does it have enough lifeboats?” didn’t make the top 10.

POP FLY: Matthew Scott, 37, who received a hand transplant two months ago, has been selected by Philadelphia Phillies to use his new left hand to throw out the first pitch at the baseball team’s home opener next month. (AP) …Long may his stitches hold.

I WANT MY DEPOSIT BACK: “Landlord Sentenced to Die for Eating Tenant” — Reuters headline

THE MOST-SUBMITTED STORY from readers this week is… well, I’ll let Ezra in Nevada explain it, since he also included the most interesting comment about it: “This bonehead thought he’d sue God, two Presidents, and every single American citizen for lost youth and lack of guitar playing skills. I pulled it off CNN’s web site so I ASSUME (a risky proposition these days) that it’s legit. Earlier I would have doubted but the fact that you can put together a newsletter every week on people like this has renewed my faith in stupidity.” I have to admit: I’ve never had a shortage of material….

THIS WEEK’S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Walter D. Scott. A former chairman of the NBC television network, Scott presided during the mid- 1960s, when color broadcasting was starting to become popular. No one really wanted to commit to paying the costs for upgrading the network’s facilities to full time color, but Scott pushed it through anyway, convincing not only NBC’s corporate parent, RCA, but also pressuring the movie studios to produce more programs on color film. The network’s “color schedule”, begun in 1965, resulted in the slogan, “The Full Color Network”. That led to the “NBC Peacock”, which still graces NBC today. Scott died March 12 of pneumonia in Carmel, Calif., at age 84.

Joke of the Week
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys are scattered out through the tree, some climbing to the top, some fooling around, some sleeping, some doing nothing. The monkeys at the top look down and see nothing but smiling faces. The monkeys in the lower parts of the tree look up and see nothing but assholes. –Courtesy of T. Yee

Real Court Transcripts
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?