Fan Letter Of The Week:

Kiko, Aishite-mo ii?
I work in an Internet related industry and have a Masters degree in International Relations and Comparative Politics. I am 6’2″ and weigh 190lbs, and I am a non-smoker.

I sincerely hope you really do enjoy getting excited while my words caress your mind in a way that will leave you wet with desire and anxious to cum while wishing that I was there with you. I am hoping that this message excites you enough that you will want to feel the release of your passion, as my caressing words give you pleasure again and again.

I want you to imagine that we are together right now. We are in my bedroom in Tampa and the only light in the room is coming from sweet jasmine candles. There is also a jasmine incense stick burning next to the candles. We are both nude and I have just asked you to lie face down on my bed. I am about to give you the full body massage. When you are in place I climb on the bed and straddle you with my hips just below yours. I like this position and so do you because you can feel my warm balls nestled just between the tops of your creamy thighs. You can also feel my ivory shaft nestled gently in the furrow between your bottom cheeks. You are pleased that I am so attracted to your beauty that I am already erect. I reach beside me to pickup a bottle of lotion. As I do so, you feel my shaft and balls move across your body and back again.

Efficiently I put some lotion on my hands and warm it so that you are not shocked by the chill of cold lotion on your back. I place my potioned hands down on your back and spread the lotion up and over your shoulders and then back down your spine. In firm circular motions my hands work wonders on your back muscles, and you feel more relaxed than you can remember. You especially enjoy the firm thumb massage I give to the muscles running directly along your spine from the top of your shoulders all the way down to your hips. My massage of your lower back is also very soothing and relaxing. When I have worked all of the lotion into your back I move to get more lotion because your massage is just beginning. As I warm new lotion in my hands I marvel at how beautiful your back looks in the candlelight room. Now my fingers reach your neck and begin to massage all of the tiny muscles along your neck. You are amazed that anything could feel so good and sensual at the same time. You are also now firmly convinced that you made the right choice in selecting your new lover.

Soon I get more lotion, and begin to massage your upper arms. As I do so, I must lean forward to reach your elbows. In reaching forward my shaft is pressed more deeply into your furrow. My forward movement also gives you another thrill because you feel that a clear sweet drop of my pre-cum has been squeezed out of my shaft and trickled down to your skin. You had been enjoying my massage so much that you had almost forgot about my erect shaft nestled firmly against you. When I have finished with your upper arms I slid slightly downward so that I can apply the same tender care to your bottom. As I massage your bottom I give some additional attention to your lower back because I know how much you enjoy the pleasure of my hands across the base of your spine. When I have finished your bottom I move from over your hips to a position that is just beside you.

I am ready to begin your leg and foot massage. After applying more lotion to my hands I begin at the back of your left leg just above the knee. Slowly my firm hands work their way up your thigh. I have slightly parted your thighs to give me better access to your inner thighs. As I reach the top of your thighs I begin to feel the heat of focus of pleasure, and I know that you are totally enjoying my attention to your pleasure. At the top of your thigh I stop, but not before the little finger of my left hand presses firmly against your vulva. The sensation is fantastic because my thoughts of your pleasure are confirmed when I feel the warmth of your sweet nectar that has seeped from between your inner lips.

I know that if I was to take you now you would be wet enough for full and quick entry, but that can wait because there is so much more pleasure I want to give with my hands, lips, and tongue before I slide my hard ivory shaft deep past your outer lips and deep into your tunnel of love. After my brief vision of the pleasure we have yet to share, I continue with massage of your legs, feet, arms, hands, chest, and face. My full body massage ends with an erotic massage that will make you cum. This will tell you that we have only just begun.

At the time you feel that first cum you will be on your back. While you are still glowing with that cum I will come up to kiss your lips for the first time. I am a very good kisser, and enjoy a long tongue dance. As we kiss you will feel the warmth of my body over you, and you will also feel the firmness of my very thick slightly curved seven plus inch shaft pressed against you.

After many minutes of passionate kissing my lips will slowly trace a line down across your neck and to your breasts. My tongue will excite one your sensitive nipples in a way that will almost be enough to bring you to another cum. After a while my lips will begin a path lower until I reach the top of your love mound. At that time I will gently part your thighs and position myself so that I can give my full attention to giving you an oral pleasure that is beyond your imagination.

I truly love oral sex, and over the next many minutes you will feel more than one orgasm. You may or may not want to pull me around so that you can suck on my shaft. Its OK if you do not want to feel my shaft in your mouth right now because you will have a chance later. Most men will stop giving oral delight when they hear their woman moan the first time regardless of whether she has really reached her peak. My pleasure is in bringing you to the peak of pleasure, and then giving you orgasm after orgasm while you are at that peak. You may just want to let yourself go and fully enjoy the waves of pleasure flowing over and through your body. You will especially love it when I trap your clit between my gum covered teeth while rapidly flicking my tongue over the bud of your clit.

In time you will probably be begging for me to be inside you. I will pull away with my lips and move up to kiss you on the lips again. As I am kissing you, I will turn you slightly on your side and position myself over your right thigh in a way that puts my shaft right at the outer lips of your sweet flower of pleasure. I will glide my shaft back and forth between your wet lips to fully moisten the hot red head, and then I will move to slide deeply into your wet and pulsating tunnel of love. Even as hot as your vagina will be at that moment you will feel the extra warmth of my shaft as it slips pasts your moist outer lips and deeply into you until its in to its full length and you feel stretched by its potent girth. The head of my shaft will be pressed firmly against the mouth of you womb, and you will feel very full with passion and love. Both of us will savor a brief moment of quiet fullness, but then I will begin to stroke slowly in and out of you. Since you will still be just off an orgasmic plateau you will very rapidly hit another high. You will let me know how good it feels, and I will do the same.

Shortly you will feel me close to cumming. I would like to cum inside you so that our passion is truly mixed, but you may prefer me to pull out an cum across your belly and breasts. If you want me to cum on you, I will do so happily. But as soon as I have finished cumming I will once again slip my shaft back inside the warm and wet depths of your pussy. At that moment you will probably want to feel my cum with your fingers and massage it into your stomach and breasts.

While still connected as one I will slide slowly beside you so that I can cuddle closely to you so that our afterglow warmth can be shared. Over the next several minutes I will gently caress your arms, thighs, and face. You may want to lovingly tweak my shaft with your love muscles. More quickly than you may think possible you will begin to feel my shaft coming to full erection again. As my shaft expands inside you, we both begin to move slowly to speed the process. Once I am fully erect I will begin stroking with more power.

After a couple strokes you tell me that you want be on top. I can see one of your creamy smooth legs moving over my hips to nestle your blazing hot and wet pussy over my hard and ready shaft. As your right knee settles down beside my hip you reach out to gently clasp my shaft. You move your hand up and down my shaft just to feel its power before you place its sweet red head at the mouth of your tunnel of love. As your hand reaches to eye you feel a silky drop of pre-cum that had flowed out of me. My pre-cum is very sweet and silky.

I ask that before you send my shaft roaring deep inside the warm wet depths your pussy you just sit down over my shaft nestling your flushed outer lips on each side of my shaft to pin my shaft between my body and your clit. I love the feeling of being in the groove because there is just nothing nicer than the feeling of a woman’s love juices flowing over my hard shaft. Slowly you begin to rock against my shaft. The pressure on your clit is wonderful. Your honey nectar lubricates us so well that the pleasure is ever so nice as you slide my shaft over your clit. Since you are already very excited it is only a matter of minutes before you cum and squeeze more of you sweet nectar over my shaft. Then just at the height of your orgasm you to reach down and guide my thick shaft so that it slides full length into you at the moment of your highest passion.

When it is in full length hold yourself hard against me so that your clit is pressed between our pubic bones. You push har! d and rub hard until you cum again. As you cum again I feel your inner muscles squeeze my cock so hard that another gusher of your juices will wash over my shaft. Now you pull off my cock until just the ruby head is inside of you, and then push down until my ruby head is pressed firmly against the back of your pussy kissing the mouth of your womb. Faster and faster your stokes get, and as you stroke me I reach up with both hands to tightly squeeze your sensitive nipples. You are at the peak and cumming almost in waves. You are not sure that you can stand the pleasure, but you know that in just a few moments I will shoot a hot gusher of cum deep inside you. In just a couple more moments you feel my release, and with it you let forth with another powerful orgasm.

As soon as you feel that you have squeezed the last drop of cum from me, you climb off and move into a 69 position. Now I am able to suck our mixed juices from your hot pussy, as you suck our mixed juices off my! cock. We continue our sucking until the last drop is savo! red. Then you turn around to kiss me on the lips. Our lips are covered with our mixed pleasure, and the feeling of our tongues dancing makes being close so much the nicer. Our bodies are still pressed together, and the feeling of my cock pressed between our bodies feels wonderful for both of us.

When we are finally finished you will be truly able to say that I have satisfied you, and that you will want more later. Are you feeling just a little wet? If you want more, you will need to get in touch with me.

Warmly, Charles

 

THIS is TRUE by Randy Cassingham

YARD DUTY: Ah, summer. Warm days, cool nights, the smell of freshly cut grass. But. “In urban areas, lawn mowing may contribute to … emissions and impact air quality,” says a report in the journal Geophysical Research Letters. Cut and drying grass emits methanol, hexanal, acetaldehyde, acetone and butatone, say the Boulder, Colo., researchers. “It can be expected that the resulting emissions have a significant impact on the chemistry of the atmosphere,” they say. In apparently unrelated news two days later, a researcher at Southern Illinois University announced that newly developed growth regulators make grass get thicker, rather than taller, and may virtually eliminate the need for mowing. Not so fast, says a spokesman for Scotts, a lawn care product company. He thinks consumers may not like lawns that don’t need constant attention. “A lot of them enjoy taking care of the lawn, how it smells after they mow it, how it looks after they mow it,” he said. (AP, 2) …Now there’s a guy who’s been pushing fertilizer for too long.

CLEANUP ON AISLE 7: When Michael Pallant, 36, and Danielle Minns, 35, stopped by the Sainsbury all-night supermarket in Kensington, England, at 3:00 a.m., people noticed. Both were laughing as Pallant put Minns into a shopping cart and pushed her down an aisle. When a security guard heard Minns scream he rushed to the back of the store, where he found Pallant and Minns having sex in the dairy case, lying “on a bed of margarine tubs, yoghurt, clotted cream and trifles.” The security guard asked what they were doing. “Chilling out,” Pallant replied. A London magistrate was not amused: he fined the couple 265 pounds (US$435), including 150 pounds to Sainsbury as compensation. (AFP) …And thus was born an exciting new concept in “freshness dating”.

TWENTY MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT: When a meeting at the NATO summit at the International Trade Center in Washington, D.C., broke up ahead of schedule, President Clinton seized the opportunity to get back to the office early. He left so hurriedly that the entire pool of reporters that accompany the president was left behind. Them, and the president’s military aide, who carries the “nuclear football” — the briefcase containing U.S. nuclear missile launch codes that’s supposed to be near the president at all times. The aide walked back to the White House. “We’re safe,” said White House press secretary Joe Lockhart after the incident. (AP) …Mainly because the football was out of reach for a while.

LEADING BY EXAMPLE: British Labour MP Alan Meale, addressing a conference about the environmental damage caused by cars, railed that “the way we travel is damaging our towns, harming our countryside and already changing the climate of the planet.” Meale arrived at the meeting in a stretch limousine. (Reuters) …Sometimes even when you’re part of the solution you’re still part of the problem.

MEAN STREETS: San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown was embarrassed to learn that the keynote speaker at his Women’s Summit had received not just one, but two parking tickets as she left for the summit. Talk show host Oprah Winfrey’s two limousines were in front of her hotel to pick her up when each received a $43 citation for illegal parking, despite protests from the drivers. “The meter maid will be looking for a job tomorrow,” joked an embarrassed Mayor Brown. (AP) …Come on! Not even Oprah could gain enough weight to need two limos.

OR, YOU COULD WAIT FOR THE MOVIE: Book publisher HarperCollins is defending their new version of the Bible, retitled “The Word”. A spokesman says the traditional leather-bound hardcover is “intimidating” for many. “Now the classic ‘Old English’ King James Version of the Bible is available in a handy paperback format,” he exalted. But traditionalists wonder about the “Hollywood-style” front cover, which features “chaos and confusion”, such as lightning bolts, orange skies and a car veering off a road — all surrounding a naked white woman and black man. (Australian AP) …Sex sells.

LITTLE FAITH: The Peniel Pentecostal Church in Brentwood, England, advertised that a bed-ridden member was cured of his illness by coming to church. “Within a couple of minutes of being prayed for, he was walking and climbing the stairs,” the church said. “He has never taken a painkiller since that day and has been completely healed by the power of God.” They can’t say that, says Britain’s Advertising Standards Authority. The advertisement “lacked substantial proof” of a miracle and cannot be used, it ruled. “If [the church] is making physical claims, then they have to prove them just like a company that makes washing powder would have to,” a spokesman said. (Reuters) …Which pretty much also dashes the church’s plan to offer its new “miracle cleaner”.

HAPPY HOUR: Chicago’s Leo Burnett advertising agency wants to keep employees happy. To do that, the company has opened a bar for employees who work late. “This is not about knocking back boilermakers and staggering home,” insists agency spokesman John Cowie. “It’s about creating a social setting for our staff to mingle and talk about things you might not, in a business setting.” The bar, open from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m., offers beer for $1 and mixed drinks for $2.50. Employees like the concept. “It’s just very cool and convenient,” said one. “We’re here because we want to, not because we have to.” (UPI) …And it’s a great place for managers to test pick-up lines on junior employees.

ZAPPED: “Charges Filed in Fla. Electrocution” — AP headline

THIS WEEK’S HONORARY UNSUBSCRIBE goes to Wenceslao Moreno. Better known as “Senor Wences”, the ventriloquist was a well-known fixture on the popular “Ed Sullivan Show”, speaking with a Spanish accent to his hand puppet, Johnny, and the popular “puppet-in-a-box”, Pedro, created when one of his puppets was damaged in transit and only the head survived. Their banter — with Wences asking “S’OK?” and Pedro answering “S’awright!” — was a catchphrase with Sullivan audiences during the 1950s and ’60s. Johnny really was a hand puppet: he consisted only of Wences’ hand with a drawn-on mouth and a tiny wig over the top of his fist. But what a talented hand: Wences would give Johnny a puff from a cigarette and Johnny would blow smoke rings. In addition to his many appearances with Sullivan, Wences toured with Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, and often played in Las Vegas. Wences, who was born in Penarada, Spain, died April 20 at his home in New York City. He was 103.